richmond encounters

Odd events I experienced around Richmond today.

j3rown:

1. Three different blocks each with its own distinct shitsmell, each block smelling a bit different and worse than the last.  Invokes thoughts of that one bathroom stall at Applebees.  You know, the one where everyone goes but no one flushes.

2. There was a couch where I was trying to drive. Who does that?

3. I witnessed a handicapped gentleman in a motorized wheelchair puttering down the shoulder of a popular road with noise cancelling headphones on. Like being handicapped that much huh?

4. There was an abundance of joggers/yoggers out today. I don’t understand the appeal of running for pleasure, it’s ridiculous. Do you know how foolish you look? Don’t you know your spandex costume is an endless source of ridicule and mockery? Why don’t you put down the newbalances and pick up some marlboros yo.